Things To Do In Tulsa When You're Bored

It looks like Tulsa is a go for us. Woo hoo! So now what the hell am I going to do there for four days??? Mr. doofus who's taking me is going to be off doing his basketball crap, so I need to keep busy.

I could hang out by the pool, I suppose. I could also order up a buttload of room service. I wonder if they have eucalyptus juice. Hmm.....

Anybody have any ideas on where a bear can go in Tulsa for a rub and a tug?

Vegas, baby!

C'mon bonus round!!!!!
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I told you I went to Vegas. Here I am trying my luck at something they called a "One-Armed Bandit." Only it doesn't really have any arms.

Oh, it's a bandit, all right. But it ain't got no arms!!!!

That didn't seem to stop it from taking my hard-earned coin, though.

Good thing the drinks were free!

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated!

Hi again! Sorry I've been away for so long. See, I've been doing a little traveling. I was in Vegas in October. Woo hoo!!! I'll post my pics of that trip soon. My travels will continue, too.

I'm going to Tulsa in a few weeks to watch some basketball. That should be lots of fun, I hope.

I also want everybody to know I'm an uncle now! The tall people in the house made a small people. His name is Lance. He looks nothing like me, but it's okay. I think he might be bigger than me now.

I need to get to bed now, but I wanted to say hello and let you know I'm still around. I'll post my Vegas pics soon.

Later!!