Things To Do In Tulsa When You're Bored

It looks like Tulsa is a go for us. Woo hoo! So now what the hell am I going to do there for four days??? Mr. doofus who's taking me is going to be off doing his basketball crap, so I need to keep busy.

I could hang out by the pool, I suppose. I could also order up a buttload of room service. I wonder if they have eucalyptus juice. Hmm.....

Anybody have any ideas on where a bear can go in Tulsa for a rub and a tug?